Hi Im Sammie and this is my blog yo
I am 18, I have humanly features such as black HAIR, blue EYES, pale SKIN etc etc
My blog has its twists and turns and if you dont like it, I dont particularly care AIIGHT!
If you wanna talk to me on msn, I am ALWAYS on: f_a_i_r_d_i_n_k_u_m@hotmail.com, sorry its so long but ABAH! Muahahahahahhahah
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Sunday, November 13, 2005 |
I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you
Posted at 04:21 pm by super_sammie-o
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 |
My anaconda dont want none unless u got buns hun...u can do sidebends or situps but please dont lose that BUTT Currently Listening to: Rock Lobster - The B'52s
Everyday I Love You Less and Less - Kaiser Chiefs
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix a Lot
My Hump - Black Eyed Peas
Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders
Your Body - Tom Novy
Double chocolate icecream has to be one of the best inventions ever made...cant get enough of the stuff its da bomb!
It has now been decided that spending an arvo with a certain someone which involves grocery shopping, eating cold rock followed by lying on the beach rapping and then listening to awesome music and dancing is the best combination life has to offer...well maybe if some sex was thrown in it would reign supreme but even still Sunday arvo would have to of been one of the best afternoons i have ever ever had! So please take time to do this because fear not you will be happy also I think!
URRGHHH back to full time work...thats the only reason why school holidays are good, is because i get more days off of work
Now for the song of the week....
ROCK LOBSTER - THE B'52S
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Down, down
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'
Down, down
Let rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
Peace out!
Posted at 05:02 pm by super_sammie-o
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 |
so here it comes the sound of drums HERE COMES THE DRUMS HERE COMES THE DRUMS sexsexsexsexwooo
Posted at 11:04 pm by super_sammie-o
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push meee and then just touch meee till i can get myyy satisfactionnnnn doosh doosh doosh lalala CURRENTLY: Tired
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Little Sister - Queens of the Stone Age
Hail Hail Spit N'Drool - The Hives
In Your Honour - Foo Fighters
Nutbush City Limits - Ike and Tina Turner
Rock Lobster - B52's
Dammit - Blink 182
I havent had the net for a month...which has meant no msn...which has meant no blog updates *can hear everyone cheering* and also i havent been able to read other peoples blogs or ljs or look up porn.....all of the above...sucky!
Anyway yeah ive been up to much, cant really remember everything and I dont want to bore you all with a daily blow by blow of every single event that took place so you will all just have to invision me doing stuff...or imagine funny weird ass motherfucking crap! Last night I went to the city with the beautiful alex baxter which was loads of fun. I met her in the city at about 10pm and we went to mansions for jugs...we had to keep a look out for this weiner boy called mark who wont leave alex alone!!!! Much fun was had discussing many of lifes happenings! Needing to take a leak me and alex headed to the ladies toilets and then we went to the dance floor to dance dance dance. These 2 lame boys came up to us trying to get some sammie and alex lovin, poor alex got the boy that wanted to park his car in her carpark straight away, the guy that i got stuck with actually had a nice conversation with me...either way we were like eew they smell and we wanted to make a quick getaway. So I skull a little over half of my second or third jug of tequila sunrise and we hurry out of Mansions, running up the stairs. As we did this i vomitted...i just hope the stairs didnt have gaps in them because people will have vomit hair. Proceeded to Shotz....but on the way Tim and Tyson were walking to mansions so we went back to mansions and danced LOTS and drank more. I noticed this little man, he looked about 50 yrs old and he was a loner in the middle of the dance floor just standing there so in my paro state i encourage him to dance and made him boogie on down and had a form of dance off with him which was one of the funniest things ever, i am happy to say that he danced lots afterwards and would have picked up some old sheila!!! Met Tim's brother and sister...and then Tim went for about an hr, so Tyson me and Alex went to Hungry Jacks and then Shotz where we proceeded to dance and Alex and Tyson hooked up YAY! Then we left at about 4ish. It was Alex, Nature, Dan, Sally, Me and Tim in the car and we dropped Alex and Sally home and then we all decided we all had 10 inch penises! Got home about 4.30 and went to bed.
Today has been a BORING BORING DAY! DONE NOT MUCH AT ALL!!!!
SONG OF THE WEEK - LITTLE SISTER - QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
Hey sister are you all alone?
I'm standing out your window
Hey little sister can I come inside there
I want to show you all my love
I want to be the only one
I know you like nobody ever, baby
Little sister can't you find another way
No more living life behind a shadow
You whisper secrets in my ear
Slowly dancing cheek to cheek
Such a sweet thing when you open up, baby
They say I'll only do you wrong
Come together cause I understand
Just who you really are yeah, baby
Little sister can't you find another way
No more living life behind a shadow
Posted at 06:32 pm by super_sammie-o
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Monday, September 19, 2005 |
You better run you better do what you can, dont wanna see no blood dont be a MACHO MAN OOOOOOO! Current Mood : Happy
Currently listening to : Holiday - Greenday
Seven Veils - Eskimo Joe
The Nameless - Slipknot
Another Minute - Bodyjar
Dum Diddly - Black Eyed Peas
The Modern Age - The Strokes
Someday - The Strokes
SONG OF THE WEEK : EYE OF THE TIGER - SURVIVOR
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
Chorus:
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive
chorus
Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
chorus
The eye of the tiger
OH boy what a song..memories of embos party punching the air in various ways also doing the same thing but to a lesser extent walking to work today!!!
Today i worked from 11am - 6pm....on drive thru...how lame does that want to be. Also the fact that I thought i was out back which rules, but NOOO they decide hey we shall punish a chick that works her ass off and put her on some area she hates. So anyway todays day of work wasnt good at all...but hey when is work ever good? To start things off.....I only got 30 mins break instead of the one hr break i was supposed to get, then Becky who is this awesome down syndrome chick who works at work like twice a week, she was preparing deli choice bags and all of a sudden out of nowhere she does this massive sneeze all this snot and saliva and i mean COPIUS, HUGEMONGUS amounts of crap comes out of her mouth and nose from every direction and lands on her, the deli bags and the tables...then she decides she doesnt want to wash her hands but rather wipe all the crap on herself...SOO GROSS....but becky i still luv ya, ur a champ. Then at about 3pm I was serving some woman on drive thru and she had her 3 kids in the back being lame as children are, and all of a sudden i look at one of the kids in the back seat and he just vomits ALL IN THE CAR, so i see him vomit, all the vomit fly and land in the car, then the mum passes him a bucket and he continuously throws up infront of me until i give the woman her change, then he decides he wants a HAPPY MEAL...not cool! Go home already.
Anyway right now im SOOO MAGGOTED. Last night swung by Charlton s to see many people play pool for free....it was so dead in charltons but nothing like shag s, embo and i decided to see just how dead it could get so we walked over and inside and there were only 4 people inside eating and it was eerily quiet and gay!
Also welcome to the world of msn Edward...you shall be cherished forever now....now lets eat us some more HORSES! NEEEIIGHHHH *please note we dont really eat horses*
Also a shout out to GEMMA....YOU ARE A GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GIRL, AND I LOVE YOU INSANELY MUCHLY BIGLY TIME!!!
Tomorrow night is the Millencolin gig...AND THE HOT LIES WILL BE THERE....cannot wait, even tho i have never heard a millencolin song in my life, mainly wanna see hot lies but eh millencolin are sposed to be fair cool so EEE cant wait.
Posted at 11:34 pm by super_sammie-o
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Sunday, September 18, 2005 |
Nananananananaaa gettin jiggy wid it WOOOOOOO!!!....First of all...ELLE...i hope you get better soon babe!!! SICKNESS SUCKS THE HAIREY MAGGOT INFESTED HINEY....second of all..ALEX BAXTER I hope your leg gets better soon so we can citymerise the city...WOO GO THE CITY!
Now, a big shout out to Embo...cheers for throwing an awesome 19th party for yourself on Friday night....it was great!!! Saw so many people I havent seen in SOOOOOO LONG!!!! And Embo that birthday cake was so damn rad im going to have to buy 20 of them, sit in the middle of my driveway with them all placed strategically infront of me and just eat them all with my hands and mmmmm chocolate WEEEE!
Now.....I am soooo tired...hence why my typing on my blog is SUPER SUPREMELY AWETHOM *gay voice* I mean totally GAY because I am a silly silly girl MUAHAHAHA!
Roight now I am talking to....BRENT, WOODY, WADE...They are 3 very very COOL, WICKED, NOT WEINER boys!!!!
I noticed the other day, how far downhill Play School has gone....it used to be a show too cool for school...NOW IT SUCKS.....I give the hosts credit though...theyre not nearly as GAY as the high five clan!!!! BUt they are still bad!
Now for a non segmented segment on my un segmented blog.....THE COOL PERSON OF THE MONTH........... KIRSTIE ALLEY!!!!....
 Now she is seriously cool because HER ADDS make me LAUGH ("They have fettuchini...FETTUCHINIIIIIIIIII")......and she has lost so much weight, shed the pounds baby WOOOO respect to her...she copped so much shit motherfucker yo!!!! Anyway she also has trampolines in her adds....HOW KICK ASS IS THAT...reminds me of Bretts drunken idea of the roads being made into trampolines...your definately onto something there Brett...tip top idea from a hot to trot bloke!
Last Night some stooges thought it would be funny or so called "smart" to leave 3 bins lined up on one section of goodwood road which meant fun swerving last night in Dans car but even still WHAT RETARDS FOR LEAVING THEM THERE...YOU SHALLL PAYYY YOUU HEEARRR MEEEEE??????
NOW THE HOT PERSON OF THE WEEEEK!!!!! This week it goes to...Patrick Flueger
Mmmm what a dreamboat OH BABY OH BABY. sex me up sugarrrr!!! He is in the 4400 and in an alternative rock band called Sleeper7. Here he is without top!!!...while im guessing jamming or doing a gig!
Hahahah speaking of Jam, apart from the fact that it tastes moighty foine on hot scones, does anyone remember SPACE JAM the movie??? Hahaha classic classic stuff! oh the memories!
But back to Patrick, he is also in the Princess Diaries...which is a horrible horrible movie but its special for me and Anita...we love watching it!!!!!
Anyway I best be off now to nothing land.....
cyas later masterbators. Keep it real fo shiz!
Posted at 04:56 pm by super_sammie-o
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Sunday, September 11, 2005 |
Label me thats fine ill be somebody else. Lie about my life have a story to tell...YEEAHHHHHEEYYAAHHH! Current Mood: Both happy and sad...soo 50/50 is a good answer
Currently Listening to: Blame it on the Boogie - The Jacksons
Du Haust - Rammstein
Dancing Through Sunday - AFI
Pleasant Bullet - Poison the Well
Argh you know what sucks...seeing something happening and being hurt because you saw it and trying to not look at the thing thats happening but you still cant stop looking...SO NOT COOL!!!! But yes yes hello everyone. anyway last night was still damn cool....got in the city at about 10 to 10 but an unfortunate event led me to waiting in Hungry Jack s by myself for about an hr with an OLD OLD and by old i mean seriously he looked at least 80 yrs old man staring at me for that entire time then come over to me and look me up and down pat me on the shoulder with his greasy sleazy hand and go "LUV BEE CAREFUL WITH YOURR MONEY* and pointed at my pocket then stumbled away looking at me from outside the glass window...howver that scaryness was soon gone by the drunken antics of a boy doing blowfish against the window and Alex meeting up with me. So we move to Mansions where lots of tequila sunrise is had and many a blackwood people come for Jo Elfords 18th...happy birthday!!! Then alex and i turn the boys toilets into unisex toilets because the girls line was waay to long, i get accused of tryin to look at some guys cock even tho i was messaging the whole time i was in the toilets and then we went back out and moved to shotz!!!! What a surprise hey, coz i never go to shotz do i??? NEVVERRAHHH*inserts Y2J's voice*. Anyway in there we danced with many people and stuff and then left at around 3 to hungry jacks and then leave to go to the cas *those people being me alex woody and his friend liam* on the way bumped into GEMMA, SOPH AND SAM (also did this in shotz) and then stayed at the cas till about 5.....5.30.....6ish...i dont know the exact time but somewhere there YEAH. Also ran into michelle many times which kicked ass....didnt realise i had her number in my phone and messaged her even tho she was right next to me. and yeh crashed at alexs house..cheers alex and then came home this arvo and im SO KNACKERED ROIGHT NOW FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE.
Plans for this week: WORK.....MARION....EMBOS PARTY...CITY....BAY! Hopefully stuff in between also. MY tongue hurts also...i have no idea why tho...NOT COOL
SONG FOR THE WEEK: Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes
When I'm out walking I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands I know you're the one
Body and beats
I stained my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend she's at the end
She just started to cry
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands I know you're the one
When I'm out walking I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out
When I'm out walking I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
And I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out
Body and beats
I stained my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend she's at the end
She just started to cry
When I'm out walking I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop to check you out
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands I know you're the one
Posted at 06:29 pm by super_sammie-o
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005 |
Current mood:- Content
Currently Listening to:- Pump It - Black Eyed Peas
- Can You Feel It? - Michael Jackson
- Barbara-Ann - Beach Boys
- Mr Brightside - The Killers
- Killing Me - Bodyjar
- Seven Veils - Eskimo Joe
Boredom, and people not wanting to go out tonight has resulted in me updating my blog. So What have I been up to for the last month or so? Basically work.....sleep.....work.....find money in bank...go out....get paro....spend money on alcohol....earn money again..buy phone credit....waste phone credit in short period of time...work...sleep....go out and the cycle goes on and on. Today I had to get up at 4.30AM yes thats right, to do stupid open for work...and what did I spend 2 hrs on open doing?...filtering grease...NOICE!!! but I got a 1 hr break...HUZZAH then went shopping after and bumped into Sarah Cornelius in rundle mall :) thuper cool. Sunday night was spent freezing my asses off in line for the Grand at the bay for 1 HOUR...not cool....bumped into Cass and Albert though which was mighty cool, and Embo left 2 mins before we got let in :( not cool. Speaking of that saucy minx, its her 19th birthday today, Happy birthday Embo!
Does anyone remember that 1 2 3 4 5.... 6 7 8 9 10....11 12 song from sesame street? well I have it stuck in my head on repeat while at work....how could it be any worse?.
Also ADELAIDE is WAAAY too small, its beginning to seem like Bold and the Beautiful...everyone is connected and its highly dramatic, entertaining and I love it! Also, whats with hot girl celebrities turning feral....Hilary Duff...skinny, crappy new teeth....Lindsay Lohan (even though i dont find her attractive)...too skinny, feral blonde hair....slutty....and my beloved Fergie...peed her paynts on stage during concert....NOT COOL! However the hot celebrity for the month has been determined, through much deliberation...I award this award to...no one other than......Jared Leto!
Posted at 08:44 pm by super_sammie-o
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Sunday, September 04, 2005 |
Hahahahaha I was lookin up willy wonka on the net, cos i saw it on Friday night with an assortment of people who were: Kif, Ryan, Sophie Ford, Shaun, Elle, Jess, Tom, Hugh Atkinson, Louise, and others sorry I forget who else was there and deary me it is a fucking awesome movie, love it heaps also Johnny Depp is so hot and the Oompa Loompas rule and their dancing was smooth and Violet's mum was the best and WEEEEE! and they of course had pictures of Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp, but then i came across this picture :D hahahaha GO WILLY GO!!!
Last night went to City...fucking ruled and I HATE WORK GRRRR
Posted at 05:18 pm by super_sammie-o
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Saturday, August 27, 2005 |
Hahaha beach boys kick mighty arse YAAAY BEACH BOYS...SENSATIONAL...THOSE SLY SAUCY MINX'S HAVE SOME GOOOD SONGS AND IM IN SUCH A BIG HYSTERICAL BB MOOD SO I DECIDED TO POST LYRICS YO!
I Get Around
Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round
I get around
I get around
Get around round round
I get around
From town to town
Get around round round
I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round
I get around
I'm makin' real good bread
I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip
My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
I get around
Get around round round
I get around
From town to town
Get around round round
I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round
I get around
I'm makin' real good bread
Get around round round
I get around
I get around
RoundGet around round round
We always take my car cause it's never been beat
And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet
None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right
To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night
I get around
Get around round round
I get around
My last week has been filled with WORK and getting PARO and spending too much well earnt money....oh the life!!! Thursday night...was marion time with an assortment of people where we drank ourselves into sensational drunkness, the same for Saturday night...it is now saturday night a week later and im goin out again YAY! Also yes peanut I am mentioning you...yes you are super cool....and yes you know too much about frasier. also JO, you are the most indescribably beautiful person I know...I have a great deal of respect and love for you... please never forget how amazing you are!!! it may be hard to not see it, but trust me when i say this..YOUR A WONDERFUL GIRL!!! Love you to bits. To all my other friends, I love you all sooo much...thanks foir being there for me and putting up with my crap and such....GOD BLESS YOU ALL! Yes thats right!!!! Hahaha boy oh boy the beach boys are horny and their voices amuse me...AMUSEEE ME
Posted at 07:50 pm by super_sammie-o
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